Shift 1: Tea Party Norb
No need for a partner here. Norb will
Shift 2: Bicycle Joe & Sustainable Pattie
This shift will be on bike, a wide bike. The bike will take up an entire lane, and they will cruise major arteries during AM rush hour, to make sure
Shift 3: Public Comment Joe & Al "stop illegal signs" TD
On a serious note, the city's new citizen patrol should be trained for code enforcement. Until then, we rely on Al & Joe to rid this fine city of 'Dunwoody Singles' and 'SuperCut haircut" signage.
Shift 4: Princess Comet and Captain Kingsley
No cars allowed during this shift. Everyone has to Walk to Work or Walk to School. And this includes DHS students (Exception: 30 cars permitted to park on Corners Cove during this shift)
Shift 5: Heyward and J-CAP
All the signs removed by Al & Joe will be replaced with bigger, better, and funnier signs.
(yes, this is a real shirt, not Photoshopped)
Shift 6: MengHouse Tony D and Gary Ray B
Stay off the streets during this shift. No further comment.